Suffocating From the Crowds In the Land of -Ber.

It's the end of September, and I'm still suffocating. Welcome to the land of -ber. (Pronounced as: ber. As in like, SeptemBER) if you don't understand why I use -ber, then I'll tell you why. (At this point you have to say "yay!") It is going to be October, yes? It is the -ber months, and I am looking/not looking forward to this. And yes, I hate things too. But the reason I'm not looking forward to -ber months are because of the crowds, the lines, and the easily sold-out items. Note: I have things I like about -ber months, it's not related to the topic.

In September, not a lot of people go out, since it's too far, from December. (Since September doesn't have many events, -other than birthdays- I'll move on to October)

After 30 days, October starts. Meaning that people would start going out more. But not for the Christmas events... It's for Halloween, in which I am a bit fond of, because of the candy. But sometimes even the costumes freak me out. It's weird, even though I know some designs are fake, it still freaks me out. And believe me, no one would want to suffocate in someone's wig hair.

Afterward, it would be my birth month. I would say that November would be one of my favorite out of the four "-ber" months. November means the cemetery. I'm not that afraid of the cemetery, it just grosses me out. The organization of dead bodies in coffins buried under the cement/ground is fine with me. But if the coffin is not under anything, then, I need help. The only thing I look forward about November is my birthday, the candle lighting in the cemetery, and the food.

What's next? Of course! The month that ends the year! Let us rejoice by using fireworks that will soon burn your skin, but who cares? It's time for a celebration! A.K.A December. The month that fulfills your needs if you ever wanted to be in a crowd. They start selling Christmas things. That may or may not burn your house down. December would be the most depressing month for people. Like, for example, things being stolen because some people don't have money to buy things for their loved ones. Some people don't have people to be with, so they kill themselves. be a good person and befriend them. You know the reason. other than that, I look forward to Christmas parties, food, and Jesus's birth.

P.S. This is a kind of a long article. Can someone pay me to write? I write long things now. Especially for the topic about "-ber" months. Thanks.

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